What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:06
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
TEXT:
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What are scads fish? What types are there?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …